NaPoWriMo Pompt 7

20 years of dates later

You're still my knight
We've let out the thongs in your armour
I'm still your lady
Though my wimple is crushed
I have a tendency to roll on the floor
Your chivalry hasn't waned you still pick me up, dust me off
You listen to me explain the post ictal is not the same as being a pterodactyl
In 20 years we've raised a page
Upgraded the steed
Built a castle
On a Sunday afternoon I still sit with my head in your lap reading
You still watch 22 men kick about an inflated sheep's bladder
I decline a bowl of my own cookie dough ice cream
Then I eat half of yours
If this isn't bliss, I don't know what is?

NaPoWriMo Prompt 6

Post hidden nothing to see here move along please

NaPoWriMo Prompt 5

Tonight
My brain is beat
Neurones crawl slothful
I can't count the stresses in a
Poem

NaPoWriMo Prompt 4

Unfortunate Conflict of Interest

It's lamentable,
This voracious compulsion
You have
To collect
Machiavellian individuals
Cunningly disguised as
Waifs and strays
With the same
Eagerness
We collected garbage pail kid stickers as kids

Gods' know we do compassion
We're sea side rock me and you
Slice us in half we'd read succour
Or sucker

I KNOW you want the best for him,
I KNOW he wants the best for him
But that's where the unfortunate conflict of interest lies
That it's only me who sees he is sucking you dry

NaPoWriMo Prompt 3

Sea Shanty

What shall we rename c@fe it
What shall we rename c@fe it
What shall we rename c@fe it
Cos it needs re-branding

Can't call it Mordor, due to infringement
Can't call it Mordor, due to infringement
Can't call it Mordor, due to infringement
And we can't take Jenny to Isengard

NaPoWriMo Prompt 2

Lie to me

The office is
A palace of lies...
Did you not get my email?

It must have got lost
In the ether
As if the 'net'
Has a ravenous beast
Fishing the web
For digital correspondence

Nom Nom Nom

Much more convincing
An explanation
Then I just couldn't be
Arsed

NaPoWriMo Prompt 1