Arrested on suspicion of being drunk in charge of an ottava rima
I'm attempting an ottava rima
Having imbibed two Tia Maria's
Drunk in charge of a poem a crime-a?
Only rhyme I can find now is gonorrhoea
Feeling a light weight and passed my primer
This isn't my best offering to date I fear
Well maybe I shall give up gallantly
Just get stuck into the bar's karaoke
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